Subject: Re: [LAU] Resonance (i.e., bassist jokes)

From: Robert Persson <ireneshusband@...> · Date: Wednesday, January 9, 2008 - 3:23 am

Sean Corbett wrote:

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> Q: What's the difference between a keyboardist and a terrorist?

> A: You can negotiate with the terrorist.

>

> Q: How do you know when the drum platform is level?

> A: When the drummer is drooling from both sides of his mouth.

>

Q: What's the difference between a drum machine and a drummer?

A: You only have to punch the rhythm into the drum machine once.
Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a banjo?

A: You take your shoes off before you jump up and down on a trampoline.
Q: What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?

A: Homeless.
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